Governor Ron DeSantis says fux contractors

Code Enforcement officers can no longer investigate anonymous complaints due to a new Florida law that takes effect today, July 1, 2021. So now you have to use your competitor or neighbors name. I fix it for everyone … they are so fucking stupid they didn’t think of that. Set up a fake Gmail account and use it, them bombard the FUXTARDS!

But really, why would anyone notify code enforcement anyways. Unless you tell them there is a wad of $100 bills there they will never investigate. They are lazier than the dog catchers.

It’s funny how no county officials are ever charged with anything. No DUI for driving home late Friday, no code violations? Even your county commissioners are exempt.

Edit Governor Ron DeSantis, the De Santas humor didn’t work!